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A Day In The Woods

A Day In The Woods

Took our girls hiking today. Some pretty cool memories were made. I love hanging out with these two.   

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Insert Witty Blog Title Here -Or- Suck it Up. 2017 Is Here!

Insert Witty Blog Title Here -Or- Suck it Up. 2017 Is Here!

No really… that’s all I wanted to say. 

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F@#% You 2016 -or- So Long, 2106, I’m Outta Here *mic drop*

F@#% You 2016 -or- So Long, 2106, I’m Outta Here *mic drop*

I’m sitting on the couch, post-Christmas mayhem, amidst a mountain of overpriced children’s toys, . pivoting and repositioning thanks to a piece of Lego that’s worked its way under my a$$. I’m staring at my keyboard committed to coming up with nice things to say about this past year… but… it ain’t easy. 2016 has been tough. Not so much for my family, but the […]

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Merry Frick’n Christmas -or- Wake Me When It’s Over

Merry Frick’n Christmas -or- Wake Me When It’s Over

T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring… cuz we hired an exterminator in August and that pretty much took care of the problem. Just put the kids down for the night and I’m telling ya, it was like a WWE event crossed with the running of the bulls. I might as well have given them an espresso […]

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Getting It Right The First Time -or- Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda.

Getting It Right The First Time -or- Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda.

We’ve all heard of experiencing the phantom ring of our cell phones on silent mode when we don’t actually have a cell phone anywhere on our bodies. We get that brief tickle and our brains say to us, “Hey dude! Answer your phone!!”. Well, in addition to the phantom ring, I sometimes experience phantom fat. This is when the parts of our bodies that used […]

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A Letter To My Future Teenage Daughters Re: Social Media -Or- Oo Baby, It’s A Wild Cyber-World

A Letter To My Future Teenage Daughters Re: Social Media -Or- Oo Baby, It’s A Wild Cyber-World

I noticed a post on Facebook this morning whilst wiping the coffee from my keyboard. It was by an actor friend of mine, Eugene Glazer. We worked together a million and eight years ago on the Warner Brothers TV series “La Femme NIKITA”. He was going on about all the inaccuracies , lies and fabrications that inundate the Internet daily. Many of the points he […]

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A Morning Conversation Between Me and Our Cat -or- Feline Not So Fine

A Morning Conversation Between Me and Our Cat -or- Feline Not So Fine

BUTTERS: Soon I will kill you and eat your soul! ME: Sorry? What was that? BUTTERS: Oh, I said “Will you fill up meat in my bowl?” ME: Oh… Thought you said something else.  

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The Secret of My Healthsess -or- That Text From Greg Started It

The Secret of My Healthsess -or- That Text From Greg Started It

A friend of mine texted me the other day asking about my fitness regimen. I don’t talk much about my weight loss on social media. Plus, the first rule of Fit Club is shut the hell up about Fit Club! I’m not out to gain attention with my tale of cut calories and worn out running shoes. My journey is a bit selfish really. It’s […]

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The Not So Harrowing Tale of Snow Fluff -or- Nothing Good On TV Tonight, So…

The Not So Harrowing Tale of Snow Fluff -or- Nothing Good On TV Tonight, So…

Our youngest daughter, Miranda – the creative one – is an intrepid member of the Girl Guides of Canada. Two weeks ago she achieved all of the requirements necessary to confer on her the distinguished title of “Brownie”. And I couldn’t be more proud. As you know, Girl Guides is synonymous with all things crafty. I have paper mache masks, half completed bird houses and […]

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Happy Hallowe’en!!!

Happy Hallowe’en!!!

We made it through another Hallowe’en without my wife getting arrested for scaring the ba-jeezuz out of the local children. I sometimes have thoughts that I’ll be explaining all of this to a psychiatrist one day. Anyhoo, all the best from my family to yours! Have a safe and happy Hallowe’en!!

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